Dear Sirs,

Please read the following notice thoroughly and carefully before responding.  It is a notice.  It informs you.  It means what it says.

The reason you need to read carefully is simple.  I am offering conditional agreement.  This removes controversy, and means that you no longer have any ultimate recourse to a court of law in this matter, because there is no controversy upon which it could adjudicate.  You always have the option of dragging these conditions into a court of law only to be told that they are, indeed, perfectly lawful.  That is, of course, your prerogative should you decide to waste your time.

For this reason, it is important that you consider and respond to the offer in substance.  The 'nearest official form' will not suffice, and, consequently, is likely to be ignored by myself without any dishonour on my part.

On the other hand, there is a time-limit on the agreement being offered.  It is reasonable, and if it runs out then you and all associated parties are in default, removing any and all lawful excuse on your part for proceeding in this matter.

For these reasons it is recommended that you carefully consider this notice and respond in substance, which means actually addressing the points raised herein.

You have apparently made allegations of criminal conduct against me.

You have apparently made demands upon me.

I do not understand those apparent demands ant therefore cannot lawfully fulfill them.  I see clarification of your document so that I may act according to the law and maintain my entire body of inalienable Natural Rights.

Failure to accept this offer to clarify and to do so completely and in good faith within 7 (seven) days will be deemed by all parties to mean you and your principal or other parties abandon all demands on me.

I conditionally accept your offer that I am legal fiction 'person' (type your name, the name that is on your driver's license, here, without the parenthesis) and I that I owe (type or write the amount of the driving ticket) for services rendered by your company, upon proof of claim of the following:

1.  Upon proof of claim that I am a person, and not a human being.

2.  Upon proof of claim that you know what a 'person' actually is, in legal terms.

3.  Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between a 'human being' and a 'person', legally speaking.

4.  Upon proof of claim that you know the difference between 'legal' and 'lawful'.

5.  Upon proof of claim that I am legal fiction 'person' (type or write name on driver's license here, without parenthesis), being the entity to which your paperwork was addressed, and not (first name):  of the (last name) family, as is commonly called.

6.  Upon proof of claim that the charge was the result of a lawful investigation unmarred by prejudice.

7.  Upon proof of claim that I am a member of the society whose statues and subsisting regulations you are enforcing.

8.  Upon proof of claim that I showed you some sort of identification.

9.  Upon proof of claim that there is a nameable society that I belong to and that the laws covered within any alleged transgressions state that they apply to me within that named society.

10.  Upon proof, in writing or a certified copy, showing the law that states that a driver's license is required in order to drive a car.  (A driver's license is only required for a vehicle that is operating in commerce.  Otherwise, a driver's license is not required.)

11.  Upon proof that (your name here), agent, has signed his name on the traffic ticket and done so knowingly and willingly that the traffic ticket meant that a contract was being entered into by and/or between (your name here), agent, and another party.

Sincerely and without ill will, vexation or frivolity

By:  *** _______________________________ *** (Agent)

(your first name here): of the (your last name here) family

WITHOUT PREJUDICE, i.e. all Natural Inalienable Rights Reserved

Please address all future correspondence in the matter to a direct Human Self, namely (your first name here): of the (your last name here) family, as commonly called.

Encl.  Original paperwork as received

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Instructions:  (Do not type or write these instructions on the "conditional agreement" form.)

1.  Notarize this document.  
2.  If this document is mailed to the courthouse, enclose, along with it, the original traffic violation paperwork, as mentioned "Encl. Original paperwork as received".
3.  Make additional copies of this for your records.
4.  If possible, send certified mail.